Just Let the Porn Work, Please |
Morning After Post Suspends Employees for Inappropriate Web Searches |
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by Conner Banks |
by Jennifer Cox Post Manhattan Reporter September 19, 2010 |
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Why can't anything work the way it's supposed to these days? We supposedly have the greatest technology ever, but it never seems to work. We act like we have superpowers because we have cell phones, DVRs and wireless internet. But all of those things are based on computers- and computers suck. My computer crashes. So does my cable box. My cell phone drops calls. My GPS directs me into lakes. And my iPad won't stream porn. Porn never works, and it's the only thing I really want out of my computer. There's always something to |
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screw it up- viruses, firewalls, a choppy internet connection. Have you ever tried watching streaming porn on your secretary's laptop? It's infuriating! If the wireless loses connection for a second the whole thing stops! Really! How am I supposed to finish like that? I'm a divorced man whose ex-wife just took the desktop, her laptop, my laptop and the television. So if I want to view some pornography in the privacy of my office, I'd appreciate being able to do it without a crash, virus or interference from a "decency filter" implimented by human resources. Okay? |
The Morning After Post suspended a third of its work force Friday after finding they had been conducting inappropriate web searches on their work computers. |
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